this is my advice post you post a question I post a answer. Under one condition you have to type dear danger before you type your question to me and yes I will always have an answer (thats right Amy ) no matter what. you will get a answer every time!!!!
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Dear Danger,
Here is a question that has always bothered me. Hoping you can help. If the earth is a round ball why aren’t some people standing sideways and some people standing upside down ?
Confused in Lafayette
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to be honest lafayette is the exact center of the world but yes I can assure you there are some people out there who are sideways or maybe even upside down. signed: danger
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P.S you will know these people when you meet them
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this happens all the time to lots of people. but think of it like this you are playing a game of basketball and you miss a shot or maybe it is a game winning shot but do you quit playing the game just because some thing bad happens? No! you keep playing and try to turn the game around so what if you lose that one in thousands of opportunity’s that did not work keep going and play ball!
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Dear Danger,
Ok I have a question. Sometimes it seems like I have a limit to how happy or good I can feel. For example, everything is going really good at work and I have a big opportunity that I am trying for and then.. Bam! I get sick and then I mess up on a critical conversation and worry that I won’t get the job. Is it possible that I sabotage myself? What can I do about this disturbing tendency?
Signed,
SelfImposedLimitationsRUS
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this happens all the time to lots of people. but think of it like this you are playing a game of basketball and you miss a shot or maybe it is a game winning shot but do you quit playing the game just because some thing bad happens? No! you keep playing and try to turn the game around so what if you lose that one in thousands of opportunity’s that did not work keep going and play ball!
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Dear Danger,
My “friend” and I found three puppies on the side of the road and rescued them deciding that we would find them all good homes. Two were adopted quickly and one was promised to a couple who would come for the puppy in two weeks time. Well, two weeks time, it turns out, is long enough to get really attached to a cute little puppy. When she was given away to the couple who adopted her I felt betrayed and let down. I wanted to keep her! (She’s a total rascal, but cute as the dickens!) I find myself mad at my “friend” who let her be adopted (even though that was the plan.) When I look at my him, I no longer see a friend see my friend, I see a pitiless puppy pirate, a merciless mongrel grifter, a dour doggy snatcher, a mean muzzled mugger, a hard hearted hound booster, a remorseless pooch peddler, a purebred pickpocketstar of my pup pup!, a cold hearted canine kleptomaniac!!! My question is, how do you practice forgiveness when someone lets you down and your world turns dark? How do I unclench the fist of hatred clamped deep in my heart, eating away at me every time I hear the pitter patter of paws that will never again be my pup pup?
Signed:
Puppy-less and afraid to love again (with a possible flair for the dramatic)..
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well, you can’t just keep all your rage inside of you. you need to find a new soothing hobby or activity to take your mind of of your rage .once you have done that you will know the answer to your own question .
danger
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Dear Danger,
I’m writing for advice. Last October, after my house burned down in an epic blaze, I came to town to visit my family and lick my emotional wounds. Upon my return my compassionate beyond his years nephew threw me a snowflake making party. My dad made his famous triple layered jello to signal the party was ON, and we got the Kenny and Dolly Christmas cd out, some say prematurely, and everyone got their own pair of scissors for shredding paper into flakes. What I’m saying is; this party was off the chain. But, I’ll get to the point. My dilemma is this: I’ve recently been dropping some hints that I’m coming to town but nobody has mentioned the S.Flake.Partay. Do I come right out and ask my nephew to throw me another one or do I keep beating around the holly branches? Do I even deserve to ask for the VIP triple layer jello with the previous climatic catastrophe so far behind me? Will my need for snowflakes attract chaos to my life just to make a reason for the season? As you can see, I need your advice ASAP, lest I do something rash! P.S. If you happen to know my nephew tell him my arrival date is the 3rd of December, quarter- to-snowflake-making-time. Thanks.
Signed,
Will B. Home W. Bellson
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Amy guess what YOU are invited to a snowflake making partay!!!!!!! be there or be without triple layer jello;-)
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